That’s right, Kick Girl. Let someone with the high Charisma points do the talking! ;P
Wonder if they fail, when the guards are gay.
Maybe they are women. Edit: heterosexual women
When even Zero is giving you that look, you know your lying is…not impressive.
She’s mastered “The Lean” which only works with a properly low cut top and being shorter than whoever you talk to. With the right throaty growl as you speak they probably won’t even be able to remember what color your hair was, or if you even had a nose.
LOL Charisma points? I think you mean shameless manipulation of the libido.
Next you’ll try to claim that it isn’t effective?
LOL I never said that. Although it’s not *guaranteed* to be effective.
Uh it was … a … joke?
The reply wasn’t meant seriously either. ^_^
Not quite selling it there, Kick. Let Delilah take a shot.
big like for kick face on the last pannel
Unless, of course, the guards recognize Delilah as the leader of the Mystery Babylon cult. Considering how their luck is running today…
You know, I wouldn’t have thought this within Delilah’s skillset, but I suddenly remember Kick calling her a “hoochie” back at the start of the comic.
Oofh I’m way taller than you. Hold on, maybe If I get on my knees and sit on my feet a bit and walk like… STOP LAUGHING!
Someone dig a convenient trench and help me tape some shoes to my mid thighs.
Hmm, mostly men joining the cult. I wonder if she was the lure for an inner circle of Maenad like occultists?
Why? Were you wondering if she’s still taking applications? 😉
Well usual head hunter rate is about a 100 per applicant, bonus if they’re signed on. And I sure could use a new hat and goggles since I broke mine trying to deconstruct the meaning of “Kissing Hanks Ass” which was particularly compelling but sadly the tenet of “Believe nothing you read” was in effect that night and the conundrum caused an effect that ruined my goggles and blew my hat off into a furnace.
I liked that hat. And I lost my damn pope card. Aye now I got to buy a replacement.
*Points at the bow. DO THE THING!
If you sign a paper giving me permission after your death I can, I can also marry you as well if you give me permission. Hey if the Catholics can dig up an old pope and put him to trial, why not?
Yep, look up the Cadaver Synod https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadaver_Synod
When you can look up the politics of eastern europe during the dark and middle ages. The politics and the marriage of the early Church was the stuff that I’m more shocked people didn’t try to call bullshit on shows like the Tudors or Borgias* because they seem so impossible but actually happened. Not even going into the history of Protestantism or before that the split of the Orthodoxy from the Catholics. This stuff is dense.
*Lucreza Borgias and the incest accusation, one of those things that was used as political tnt to attack other members of the family and bring scandal. To call it complex to explain is like saying quadratic equations have just a few steps to factor and complete.
Hail Eris, mother of spite and malediction, auntie of tricks and mischief, and the big sister of tomfoolery. I ask you this night to give me wisdom to fully understand The Sacred Chao as I do so weave a tapestry of whimsical Arestic that blinds us to the creation and delusional Erestic elements that reveal the truth behind decay; more closely follow an absurdist take on Tao and Zen mixed with the tomfoolery of our mother and namesake Eris/Discordia who was first snubbed and gave the golden apple of Kallisti that she dropped innocently on the table in front of the goddesses Minerva/Athena, Aphrodite/Venus and Hera/Juno because screw those stuffy fuddyduddies, if you thought there was going to be chaos before, we’ll give you some real chaos and it’s all your egos fault!
You can pry my cold dead lips off Eris’ anatomy.
(Sometimes I worry I take the Discordance a bit too far.)
LOL Personally, I’ve always found it a bit odd that people would *invite* Eris into their lives. But hey, whatever floats your boat.
Invite beloved Discordia into your life. Follow the pentabarf, and enjoy your hotdog without the bun (Buns are snuB) but all the fixings while contemplating on JHVH-1 and NGH wars against each other.
So real talk This might get a bit heavy and could be seen as insulting, not meant to be but it could come across this way if you’re not familiar with Absurdism and Religious Parody. So clicky the spoilers.
Discordianism uses the name of Eris/Discordia, but I’d put as more a philosophical deconstruction and absurdist interpretation of Zen and Taoism but with a more cynical mindset. I think to really get it, you have to read “The Honest Truth” “The Illuminatis! Trilogy” and “Principle Discordia” before reading stuff about The Church of The Subgenius who evolved from Discordianism. Oddly I found a video game that tries to use Discordianism in its philosophy and presenation. It’s called Ossuary by Future Proof Games. They really nailed one way of using it as an aide for story telling.
There’s so many more books that have appeared, but I hesitate to recommend them because in some cases I think the authors might have bought into the absurdist deconstruction a bit too much and turned it into an actual religion. Which is hilarious because that just sounds so perfectly like something you would expect an Erisian to do.
We are both a drop dead serious group of chaotic believers, and fully aware of how silly we are with our tongue so firmly planted in our cheeks we’re going to wear a hole into them so we can whisper side secrets into each other’s ears. It’s absurdist, it’s cynical, but it’s one way to have so much fun and laugh at the chaotic reality of this world while embracing the positivist and light that exists and keeping it in balance to prevent the negativity and all encroaching reality of “SHIT HAPPENS” from consuming us.
Of course I could also be throwing a thread of truth into a cloud of powdered horse dung mixed with mantras woven from elements of Taoism I agree with while tossing aside the supernatural and paranormal elements while using string and sheets to make spooky ghosts. I mean my job is morbid as all get out and and I am one morbid gal that makes my boss wonder why the hell did he ever let me work with the cadavers in the first place.
Invite Eris into your life, we need the giggles.
LOL I’m difficult to offend. I just think that attitude may not be wise. In my experience what makes Eris giggle is generally much less funny to any humans involved. Even if you only take this stuff as strictly metaphorical, opening the door and asking in any forces of chaos and discord that may happen to be passing by probably isn’t the best idea.
But what about NEE GHEE?
I don’t recognize Bob or his abominations against the unholy holiness of beloved Eris. Schism of 1836 coordinates of yxtb-188 and +136 with the 0 axis you must understand, lest we have to have to battle it out.
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May I please have some malted vinegar to put on my crow please?
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